Tuesday, November 01, 2005

Why?

Why would I buy Viagra from someone who can't spell it right?

Why would I take advice from someone who is finally happy about the size of their penis whose name is Alice?

Why would I want a lower rate on a home I sold a year ago?

Oh, and just so you know, I prefer Google over Yahoo, McDonalds over Burger King, and Boxer-Briefs over Boxers and Briefs.

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