Savor Faire

is everywhere!

Sock Ray Blue!

Dress Ripped Off, Falls in Ditch

I'm from France and in France at the same time. Right now. Even from here.

Talented Guitarist

This is tough because I don't know who the guitarist is and want to hear more from him.

Talented Guitarist

The other part of this is whether this is just a neat trick that someone's got in the Ben Folds tradition of 'Not The Same.'

Millionaire Loser

Remember when the first American Millionaire Winner called his dad with his lifeline even though he knew the answer to the million dollar question?

This is the exact opposite of that.

Guy burns through all three lifelines on a 300 dollar question.

Brutal.

Ooompah

So this midget paints himself up and puts on green hair and has the whole Oompah Loompah costume going on. Then he skateboards all over town performing some awesome moves.

If I saw an Ooompah Looompah skate by me, I would probably be pretty freaked out.

Magic that makes you go 'Ooohhh'

Political Magic Cards. Really, let me teach you how to play this game.

Animate Dead is just wrong.

Fark Magic Thread

Let it load. Let it load.

Train Wreck Redefined

It just plain hurts towatch it.

Mike Tyson and Bobby Brown perform Monster Mash

Why?

Why would I buy Viagra from someone who can't spell it right?

Why would I take advice from someone who is finally happy about the size of their penis whose name is Alice?

Why would I want a lower rate on a home I sold a year ago?

Oh, and just so you know, I prefer Google over Yahoo, McDonalds over Burger King, and Boxer-Briefs over Boxers and Briefs.